Bonkers for bikinis.
Hi, my name is Joy and I’m addicted to insanely hot swimwear. It has been 72 hours since my last bikini purchase. I’d like to take this opportunity to pass my addiction on to you by sharing a few great lines that I have happily handed my hard earned cash over to in exchange for some killer, not-so-common suits.
Summer’s almost over..make sure to keep it H O T.
Tavik. My favorite line of all. I’ve bought multiple pieces from this ridiculously hot line. Cutting edge design intended to hug your curves tighter than a Porsche 911 zipping through the canyons. Oozes sex appeal.
Beach Bunny. They should call this line “break boys necks.” Your hotness will be to blame for all that head-turning. Superior quality, unique cuts and detailing..but at a premium price. You can easily drop $330+ on one set alone. I’m holding out for last seasons styles to go on sale so that I don’t have to explain to my boss that the reason I’ve got to start showing up to work as though I’m at the beach is because I blew my entire budget on a wardrobe of bikinis.
L*Space for effortless mix & matching to create your own statement. Simplistic solids & sophisticated prints with one great style element for good measure. Take this pink number, for example. From the front, it looks pretty status quo. But the back tells a different story:
Tripp NYC. If heavy metal & street couture had a love child, this would be it. Studs, grommets, S&M-esque straps..ooh-la-la. Slip into a suit by Tripp, make the devil horn hand gesture and watch the male groupies swarm. I’ve got this one hanging in my closet. I’ll wear it playing the drums next time I play Rock Band to up my rockstar cred.
White Laundry. Classic and sophisticated chic. You could almost pull off some of their designs as sexy tops if you throw on some skinny jeans and heels. I got a great bikini top that looks like a bow wrapping the ta-ta’s. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. lol.
Insight. A small street wear line featuring unconventional yet strategically placed cuts and funky fresh prints.
Forplay. Contrary to popular belief, there’s more to this brand than slutty Halloween costumes and those godawful clear stripper shoes. They actually have some very sexy & non-trashy swimwear. My girlfriend has this one and the compliments keep on coming.
So there it is. I’ve done the homework for you. You have no excuse not to show off that hard earned body and get a nice tan while you’re at it.
Now that I’ve turned you to the dark side I’m positive you’ll soon fall victim to sharing my addiction. No worries, we can organize a BFBA (bonkers for bikinis anonymous) group & hold weekly meetings through the end of summer to help lift us out of our seasonal craze. To help lessen the pain, let’s show up in our bikinis. For old times sake. ;)
