Drunk text/tweet: in. Drunk video iChat: up next.

You’re partying your face off. Face falling. It fell. There it is..right there on the floor next to your shoe. Pick it up before you get cooties.

You’re feelin’ good, the DJ is off the hook, you’ve got your beer goggles on. Not a care in the world. Then it hits you: The sudden and intense desire to share your current state of euphoria (a.k.a. shitface drunk out of your mind) with someone. Anyone. A person with fingers and a phone will make all your dreams come true.

ENTER: text & tweet, drunk version 2.0. Beta tested & approved by drunk people everywhere.

Features:

  • Extra bad grammar & typos, resulting in a hot mess of jibberish.
  • Use of a single letter 20x in a row for sake of emphasis (example: “Hiiiiiiiiii” or “fuuuuuucccccckkkk”).
  • Virtual laughing, as in hahaha or LOL or LMFAO on continous repeat.
  • Rejoicing in how fucked up you both are, because let’s be real, at that point in time that’s the best thing in the universe.
  • USE AT YOUR OWN RISK: Liquid courage can be dangerous. Be careful what you send because it’s permanent until the person at the other end decides to delete it. Pray to the tweet Gods they won’t retweet.

FUN TIP: Re-read these texts/tweets the next day when you’re sober and hungover. Sure, you’ll feel like Manny Pacquiao south pawed your head off while you were sleeping, but at least you’ll be LYFAO at the Jar Jar Binks intellectual convo you had the night before!

I punch love drunk texts & tweets. Entertainment (or blackmail) in the palm of your hands!!

Rumor has it that Apple will be coming out with a new iPhone that features iChat video chatting. The phone will have a camera on the front of the device, so you can see the person on the other end.

Sure, it’s pointless when you’re just talking. But think of the times this will be super cool and practical beyond the drunk dial. Long distance lovers, I’m talking to you. And to you, too, people with offspring. Now your bad little spawn really won’t be able to get away with shit now. Ahh, Mr. Jobs, you make this world a better place.

If this is legit, it will put drunk dialing back on the map. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words…and Twitter only allows 140 characters or less.

Drunk iChat: “Duh, fuck yeah!” or “Hell to the no”? Tell me about it at m2fblog@gmail.com.

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