December 2009
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Your epidermis is showing..
Skin. You’re covered it it. Literally. It’s the largest organ of the body, and everyone…I mean E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E sees it. Just say no to dry ashy knees. You know you’ve been neglecting your skin if you can write the word “flaky mess” on it with your thumbnail.
I’m a body butter/lotion fanatic. I go through tubs of the stuff, hell I’d swim in it if...
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A greeting card with a hard attitude. Fuckin'...
Walk into any Hallmark store, and you’ll find a thousand corny, cheesy, sappy or lame cards. Sweetie pie sugar coated bullshit.
You can’t even begin to fathom my delight when I discovered Hard Cards, purveyor of cards that have the balls to tell it like it is. They’re hilarous. They’re mean. They have ‘em for all occasions. And they’re locally made & good...
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Drunk text/tweet: in. Drunk video iChat: up next.
You’re partying your face off. Face falling. It fell. There it is..right there on the floor next to your shoe. Pick it up before you get cooties.
You’re feelin’ good, the DJ is off the hook, you’ve got your beer goggles on. Not a care in the world. Then it hits you: The sudden and intense desire to share your current state of euphoria (a.k.a. shitface drunk out of your...
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I'm wearing a sawed-off shotgun in public legally....
I just got my sawed off shotgun hoodie and tee by Cardboard Robot. I’m in love. I’m totally going to marry it. You can call me “Mrs. Sawed Off”.
Gawd, will you look at this? SO rad.
When I opened up the box, all I could think about were the bad ass lyrics from “Da Rockwilder”:
“Sawed off shotgun Hand on the pump, sippin’ on a forty Yo...
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Minty fresh and so clean clean
What kind of gum do you chew? Let me guess..Orbit? Eclipse? Trident? BORING!
I am so freakin’ nuts for these gum packs by Blue Q. There’s a pack for all the times you need gum the most: hooking up, post-alcohol binge, cotton mouth. You name it, they’ve got it. No joke.
These little gems will have you begging for someone to ask the question: “Anyone have a piece of...
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Cool shit/ people/ places/ things
I created this blog to share things that will draw you in.
With all the bullshit circulating around and clouding the view, there is still some cool & inspiring shit to be found if you take a closer look.
As I proceed to bring you what you need, it is my hope that you’ll be so drawn to this blog you’ll be like a moth to a flame and follow me. Then you can tell your friends, to get...